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Gaming => Roleplaying/ Table-Top Games => : Tom February 12, 2008, 03:30:06 AM



: D&D
: Tom February 12, 2008, 03:30:06 AM
Here... A fresh New D&D Thread...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 12, 2008, 01:15:08 PM
You just go out of your way to spite me, don't you  >:(
*headesksmack*

I told you not to keep messing around with the title...


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 13, 2008, 02:27:58 PM
I told you not to keep messing around with the Title... :P


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 13, 2008, 03:45:26 PM
Okay, fine, so you have godly editing skills.
It's the only source of power you have. I'll let you have your moment  :-\


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 14, 2008, 04:55:20 AM
Okay, fine, so you have godly editing skills.
It's the only source of power you have. I'll let you have your moment  :-\

I am god...  >:(


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 14, 2008, 12:41:43 PM
Have you been taking your pills?


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 15, 2008, 09:07:42 AM
Have you been taking your pills?

Pills? where???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 15, 2008, 04:18:28 PM
*headesksmask*
Don't matter what pills, just take em  :o


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 15, 2008, 04:20:41 PM
*headesksmask*
Don't matter what pills, just take em  :o

Okay okay!

*takes*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 15, 2008, 04:30:12 PM
Taking pills suppresses your creativity and pychopathic tendencies.
Phew! That was a close one  :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 15, 2008, 04:35:47 PM
Taking pills suppresses your creativity and pychopathic tendencies.
Phew! That was a close one  :(

ooohhwwwww...  :(


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 15, 2008, 04:38:03 PM
There is always next time.
Or is there?


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 15, 2008, 04:42:26 PM
lol  :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 15, 2008, 04:44:59 PM
Yeah, you wish  ::)


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 15, 2008, 04:47:22 PM
I wish I wish I had a fish... :(


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 15, 2008, 04:53:50 PM
Then buy the fish the crazy man tried to sell you with the sickle in this weeks P'n'G.   ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 16, 2008, 02:02:04 AM
He's a fictional charicter Lyz...  :P


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 04:30:44 AM
You've shattered all my dreams now.  :'(


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 04:41:03 AM
I do that to many people...

We have 8 guessts again... who are they?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 11:58:13 AM
Shadow People?


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 12:01:36 PM
Dunno.

On a completely unrelated topic, I just spent an hour writing up the re-writing the forum rules!  ;D

With extra abd spellings!  :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 12:05:16 PM
You must be so desperate.

You could be doing coursework. So could I.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 12:18:52 PM
You must be so desperate.

You could be doing coursework. So could I.

I could also be eating...  :D

~Anyway, I'm proud of it  ;D

Do you like the new design for the site? Or the old one better?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 12:28:23 PM
I've spent the best half of today making chcolate muffins for tommorow and dinner.

The nee design looks more professional.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 12:34:44 PM
I've spent the best half of today making chcolate muffins for tommorow and dinner.

The nee design looks more professional.

Damn it! I better put it back, I'm not proffecianal enough!  :P

Also.... mmmmmmmm muffins....  :o


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 12:40:25 PM
Step forward! Not back!

They has a special ingrediant in them.  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 12:45:14 PM
Step forward! Not back!

They has a special ingrediant in them.  :D

okay, I wont... :P


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 12:49:52 PM
Okay, while there are times it's best not to take my advice, you should be able to tell when you can.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 01:13:39 PM
Okay, while there are times it's best not to take my advice, you should be able to tell when you can.

Don't be silly  :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 01:24:09 PM
You don't know me at all do you?  :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 02:02:19 PM
You don't know me at all do you?  :(

Hello, can I help you?  :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 02:06:56 PM
Do you have a copy of Thornography by Cradle of Filth in-store?


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 02:11:10 PM
Do you have a copy of Thornography by Cradle of Filth in-store?

Yes.

*throws coppy at eye*

Next please!  :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 02:14:30 PM
*Dodges*

FREEZE, ****! *takes out gun*


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 02:18:05 PM
*Dodges*

FREEZE, ****! *takes out gun*

*Bitchslaps hand*
*takes gun*
*shoots lyz in eye*

Next please.  :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 02:21:13 PM
*gets up off floor*
*throws rotting eyeball at Tom*
*knocks Tom to floor*
*picks up gun*
*BANG*


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 02:40:05 PM
*gets up off floor*
*throws rotting eyeball at Tom*
*knocks Tom to floor*
*picks up gun*
*BANG*


*before death, I take the gun and shoot lyz in the hears and she dies, when Death comes, I make a bargen to send me to heaven and Lyz to hell*

 :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 02:47:34 PM
*bargain back-fires, and I drag you down with me*


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 02:50:09 PM
*kicks face* Ther! you've now fallen, and I'me in heaven! HAHA! ;D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 02:51:56 PM
*The angel Gabriel sees your sin and sells you to the Devil*


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 02:57:20 PM
*The angel Gabriel sees your sin and sells you to the Devil*

Actually, it's the Devil that takes you to hell, not the angels that send you there.  :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 02:58:56 PM
Gabriel is the one who tells you where to go. He judges you.

St00pid.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 03:09:29 PM
Gabriel is the one who tells you where to go. He judges you.

St00pid.

He tells you if stan took you or not, 5700p1D!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 03:23:13 PM
Gabriel isn't the messanger, he's the judge.

And d0n'7 go a11 133t on m3, I pwn you b!tch.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 17, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
Gabriel isn't the messanger, he's the judge.

And d0n'7 go a11 133t on m3, I pwn you b!tch.


Okay, we're gonna have to stop this now due to the new rule system which I'm unsseccefully trying to stick too.  :P


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 17, 2008, 03:47:19 PM
Talking with numbers: This means using numbers in words instead of some letters. For example; "H3770, m4 n4m3 15 T0m" instead of; " Hello, My name is Tom", This is generally against the rules, unless it's used in very small amounts, or your quoting, or just messing around, ie; telling a joke or making humor.

There we go.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 18, 2008, 02:11:45 AM
I'm not laughing, therefor it's not humer.  ::)


: Re: D&D
: Ethan February 18, 2008, 08:13:07 PM
pie ;D 8)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 19, 2008, 11:17:09 AM
*ignores Tom, for he contradicts himself*

Ethan is alive!!


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 19, 2008, 01:36:57 PM
Do you have any idea how much I had to nag him just yo post that...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 19, 2008, 03:33:41 PM
So technically, it's just you posting through Ethan's body.

That's not interesting.  :'(


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 19, 2008, 04:26:48 PM
So technically, it's just you posting through Ethan's body.

That's not interesting.  :'(

No, he typed it, i was just nagging him to go on it :P


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 19, 2008, 04:38:26 PM
Ethan has better things to do. Like read comics and decide what other stuff he can make up for D&D.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 20, 2008, 03:19:36 AM
Yeah or just stare at the wall.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 20, 2008, 12:10:51 PM
Nothing beats a good ol' wall-staring contest.  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 21, 2008, 02:23:23 AM
I like watching paint dry  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 21, 2008, 05:14:55 AM
I like splitting hairs.  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 21, 2008, 06:20:04 AM
Literely or metaphoricaly?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 21, 2008, 11:26:14 AM
Same question to you.  ;D

Often, it's literally.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 21, 2008, 11:34:30 AM
Same question to you.  ;D

Often, it's literally.

*puts on a hat*

haha! I am invincible!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 21, 2008, 11:45:26 AM
Hats look silly on certain people.

Huzzah! I can help you burn everyone's Kupples when school is out!!


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 21, 2008, 11:56:53 AM
Hats look silly on certain people.

Huzzah! I can help you burn everyone's Kupples when school is out!!

*runs around screaming*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 21, 2008, 12:14:46 PM
 ;D :D ;D

Let the burning begin!!


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 21, 2008, 02:40:38 PM
;D :D ;D

Let the burning begin!!

Burning people is fun  :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 21, 2008, 02:59:22 PM
I once burnt my finger so badly, a huge slice of my skin came off, and it went all slimey and weepy.

That's just one page in the book of Horrible things that have happened to me.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 21, 2008, 03:04:54 PM
I once burnt my finger so badly, a huge slice of my skin came off, and it went all slimey and weepy.

That's just one page in the book of Horrible things that have happened to me.

Yeah... I don't want to know...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 21, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
But I do  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 22, 2008, 02:58:39 AM
But I do  ;D

But... you already know...  ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 22, 2008, 09:19:40 AM
I'm refreshing my memory  ;D
And enlightening other people in the process...


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 22, 2008, 09:26:07 AM
I'm refreshing my memory  ;D
And enlightening other people in the process...

*Bans Lyz*   :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 22, 2008, 09:36:31 AM
Well, if I get banned, it's going to be awfully lonely for you.

What a vicious circle  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 22, 2008, 01:54:33 PM
Well, if I get banned, it's going to be awfully lonely for you.

What a vicious circle  :D

Stop saying that!  >:(


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 22, 2008, 02:37:10 PM
 ;D
I had my moment.
It's getting boring now anyway...


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 23, 2008, 03:09:09 AM
;D
I had my moment.
It's getting boring now anyway...

Very Good.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 23, 2008, 04:29:53 AM
Half term is over  :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 23, 2008, 05:57:46 AM
Half term is over  :(

*jumps from window*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 23, 2008, 04:08:18 PM
*you is attatched to a bungee rope  :P*


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 23, 2008, 04:21:32 PM
Curses... Time to endure School...  :-[


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 23, 2008, 04:27:11 PM
MOO-HAA!!

Oh wait. I'm in school too, aren't I?  ???

I actually wish I never applied for 6th form. You and everyone else are going to have so much fun in College.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 24, 2008, 04:40:25 AM
MOO-HAA!!

Oh wait. I'm in school too, aren't I?  ???

I actually wish I never applied for 6th form. You and everyone else are going to have so much fun in College.

And you gonna be rotting in 6th form for two years, now doesn't that sound nice?  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 24, 2008, 05:33:51 AM
Two UNNESSESSARY years.  :o

Everyone knows 6th Form turns fun people into boring farts.  :'(

Everyone I have spoken to says it's a waste of time unless you want to become a lawyer...
I might drop out half-way. Let's wait and see...


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 24, 2008, 07:49:56 AM
Two UNNESSESSARY years.  :o

Everyone knows 6th Form turns fun people into boring farts.  :'(

Everyone I have spoken to says it's a waste of time unless you want to become a lawyer...
I might drop out half-way. Let's wait and see...

Just go to college...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 24, 2008, 10:02:06 AM
Great idea, but I can't.

Let's change the subject and talk about how **** this is:

(http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs29/i/2008/055/8/7/Corset_for_textiles__by_WiseOldTabbyCat.jpg)
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 27, 2008, 03:29:43 PM
What for the love of **** drap is that...?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 27, 2008, 06:16:23 PM
It's jesus-christ descended to the goth-side.

Nah.
It's just me in my pajamas trying on my textiles project.
I turned my face away, because nobody likes a frightening surprise glaring at them on their moniter.


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 28, 2008, 04:47:22 AM
Thankg od...  :P


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 28, 2008, 12:10:54 PM
I can't help not being a morning-person  :'(

Here's a better one of the project:

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t242/WiseOldTabbyCat/DSC00288.jpg)


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 28, 2008, 01:43:56 PM
That's an awesome dress actually, but why do you have to make stupid poses in textiles?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 28, 2008, 01:50:49 PM
Stupid poses?!

I hate you  >:(

Notice how my skin is as white as paper...Yeah. That's what real skin looks like...


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 28, 2008, 01:52:11 PM
Well... it is... but it's a ver nice dress.  :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 28, 2008, 01:52:54 PM
Thankies for the compliment...

Now you have to try it on. :)


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 28, 2008, 01:55:10 PM
*panics*  :o


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 28, 2008, 01:58:00 PM
Don't worry. It won't hurt.

Much... ;D

*tightens corset*


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 28, 2008, 03:13:00 PM
*Jumps from window* :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 28, 2008, 03:47:04 PM
*bounces off trampoline back through window into corset*

No escape  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom February 29, 2008, 08:56:45 AM
AHHH!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BUUURRRNNSSS!!!  :o


: Re: D&D
: Lyz February 29, 2008, 03:00:15 PM
Pheh, you're weak... :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 02, 2008, 05:15:54 AM
Jog on" thhhrrbb


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 02, 2008, 05:33:34 AM
Art homework is hard.  :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 02, 2008, 10:48:20 AM
Art homework is hard.  :(

So is looking at you...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 02, 2008, 11:42:59 AM
I know...Most people have that difficulty.

Thank **** for the internet...I'd never make friends and socialise without it  :)


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 02, 2008, 01:52:20 PM
I know...Most people have that difficulty.

Thank **** for the internet...I'd never make friends and socialise without it  :)

See, the internet isn't evil...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 02, 2008, 02:09:04 PM
But it must be!
I spend countless amounts of time on it, and I can never escape!
Plus, I gain useless trivia from it.

I now know how jelly-fish breed, how to hack an elevator, how to wold-whistle and how to play guitar (no lie!)


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 03, 2008, 07:32:10 AM
But it must be!
I spend countless amounts of time on it, and I can never escape!
Plus, I gain useless trivia from it.

I now know how jelly-fish breed, how to hack an elevator, how to wold-whistle and how to play guitar (no lie!)

heh... fish...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 03, 2008, 12:20:52 PM
Do you eat fish?  ???


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 03, 2008, 01:35:32 PM
Aye, but arn't we already haveing this descussion on another thread... ? ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 03, 2008, 02:50:50 PM
No. We are discussing Jelly-fish on this thread. On the other thread, we are discussing general fish.

And I don't believe you eat fish.  :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 03, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
No. We are discussing Jelly-fish on this thread. On the other thread, we are discussing general fish.

And I don't believe you eat fish.  :(

Fish is yoomy.

Mmmmm... fish pie...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 04, 2008, 10:15:49 AM
Do you like prawns?  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 04, 2008, 12:09:57 PM
yesyesyeysyesyeysyeysyeysyeysyeysyesyeysyeysyeyeeessssss...!!! ;D ;D ;D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 04, 2008, 12:30:07 PM
Why are you only picky when it comes up to vegetables?  ???

It's the only thing preventing you from leading a normal life...


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 04, 2008, 01:26:39 PM
Normal is the path to the dark side of the pants...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 04, 2008, 01:29:32 PM
Well, #...If the band you're in starts singing differents rants I'll see you on the dark side of the pants...#

Yay for Pink Floyd.


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 04, 2008, 01:32:20 PM
Da pink iz in da hood yo!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 04, 2008, 01:34:11 PM
Alright, now STOP.


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 04, 2008, 03:46:40 PM
NEVER! MWOHAHAHAAAA!!! 8)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 04, 2008, 04:01:00 PM
Oh, so I have to stop, but you can carry on?


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 05, 2008, 03:19:55 AM
Exactly... :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 05, 2008, 10:18:07 AM
Damn thee moderators  ::)


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 05, 2008, 10:56:51 AM
I trully am a God! 8)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 05, 2008, 10:58:48 AM
On the internet...


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 05, 2008, 11:07:48 AM
At leats I'm a God... HA YOU'RE NOT A GOD!

And off to excreat my fesses I go!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 05, 2008, 11:29:39 AM
Tom! We are people of Science!!

It's "excrete" and "faeces".  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 05, 2008, 11:42:20 AM
Meh... Fetus... :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 05, 2008, 11:44:37 AM
Foetus.


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 05, 2008, 12:33:43 PM
Yeah well guess what!

Shut up! :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 05, 2008, 12:53:43 PM
Spelling is fun  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 05, 2008, 01:54:40 PM
Th English vocabulary is terrible...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 05, 2008, 02:41:30 PM
It's only terrible to those who have difficulty with it  :D

Reading usually improves it, but you seem to be an exception  ???


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 05, 2008, 02:53:37 PM
It's only terrible to those who have difficulty with it  :D

Reading usually improves it, but you seem to be an exception  ???

English is one of the most widley spoken languages... yet it makes no sence... ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 05, 2008, 02:54:39 PM
Well, you always have your back-up language if you ever want to give up on English.


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 05, 2008, 03:00:03 PM
 8)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 05, 2008, 03:02:02 PM
But sadly that language is limited to one country.  :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 06, 2008, 07:28:35 AM
That is irrelevant... 8)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 06, 2008, 12:04:13 PM
If you abandoned English, you would have to move back to Israel and stay there. That means no concerts, as it's rare for major metal bands to travel there....


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 06, 2008, 01:59:56 PM
Actually Machinehead just played there.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 06, 2008, 03:11:05 PM
I see no Iron Maiden...or Slipknot running there... :P


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 07, 2008, 09:06:30 AM
Iron Maiden played there and I'm pretty sure Slipknot did too...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 07, 2008, 12:13:14 PM
But not with terrorist alerts going on....


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 07, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
...

You're a fracking moron...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 07, 2008, 01:18:05 PM
No. It's logic!


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 10, 2008, 12:17:15 PM
No it's not silly!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 10, 2008, 12:36:41 PM
Yes it is. Why would millionaires go to a country under-threat of attacks?


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 10, 2008, 01:16:11 PM
Cos they don't like you. :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 10, 2008, 01:17:32 PM
There we go... 8)


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 11, 2008, 02:04:34 PM
What? ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 11, 2008, 02:20:05 PM
Every statement has an answer... ::)


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 11, 2008, 03:10:02 PM
Shut up Lyz...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 11, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
<insert witty statement>


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 13, 2008, 12:27:08 PM
<instert witty comeback here>


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 13, 2008, 12:33:02 PM
<insert insult to witty comeback>


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 13, 2008, 12:35:11 PM
<Bans Lyz>


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 13, 2008, 12:38:14 PM
<Sends Tom email, begging to be let back>


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 13, 2008, 12:51:49 PM
NEVER! MWOHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! ;D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 13, 2008, 12:52:40 PM
*moans at Tom in school*


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 13, 2008, 12:53:31 PM
*bitchslaps* :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 13, 2008, 12:55:43 PM
*eats*


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 13, 2008, 12:57:06 PM
*pokes lyz from inside*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 13, 2008, 01:02:19 PM
Stop tickling my liver :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 13, 2008, 03:00:04 PM
But it's fuuunnn... :(


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 13, 2008, 04:42:05 PM
It distracts me, now stop it or I'll make sure I'll eat all the things you don't like!!


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 09:39:14 AM
*stops*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 01:32:00 PM
Good. Here is something to keep you occupied *swallows DS*


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 03:10:21 PM
YAY! *playes*

Heh, now it sounds like you're forever humming the Mario Tune. ;D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 03:31:18 PM
I don't care. I have my own theme music now!!  ;D

I are special *music plays, strikes a pose*


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 03:32:46 PM
No, now your just an advert for Nintendo... :P


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
****, **** ****.

TURN IT OFF! *eats lettuce*


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 03:49:50 PM
*ignores*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 03:58:18 PM
Gah! *Takes laxative*


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 04:10:35 PM
My evil plan is working!  8)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 04:12:53 PM
Laxatives clear the bowels... 8)


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 04:18:11 PM
... Ohh...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 04:20:07 PM
Bye bye  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 04:29:01 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 04:32:17 PM
Ah...Minty fresh  ;D

It's almost worth the continuous bowel purgatories...


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 04:34:04 PM
Ew...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 04:35:08 PM
Try one  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 14, 2008, 04:39:18 PM
-.-


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 14, 2008, 04:41:10 PM
Well...It's either that or colonic irrigation... ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 15, 2008, 03:16:06 AM
I'm not sure I want to know what that is...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 15, 2008, 04:47:53 PM
Paying £150 to have a vacuum cleaner shoved up your bum.  8)


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 16, 2008, 03:05:31 AM
Ohh... ;D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 16, 2008, 06:12:08 AM
It's a lot nastier than a little tablet....Or figs. Figs is evil.


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 16, 2008, 08:19:41 AM
Figs are yukky. >:(


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 16, 2008, 11:15:44 AM
Figs are delicious, but more than one and you will know you're own mistake.


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 16, 2008, 11:18:57 AM
Doesn't it make you really want to crap?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 16, 2008, 11:25:56 AM
Yes.
I once made the mistake of eating a whole bag of prunes BY MYSELF. It was one of those large bags you buy from Holland and Barretts.

To make it clear, it doesn't make you want to crap, it actually makes you crap, whether you like it or not.


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 16, 2008, 11:29:20 AM
It's the kind of thing I would expect you to do... ::)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 16, 2008, 11:32:16 AM
Well...They just had to make prunes taste like chocolate didn't they?  >:(


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 18, 2008, 12:04:22 PM
... What? ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 18, 2008, 12:17:13 PM
They do! Prunes taste like chocolate!  :'(


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 18, 2008, 12:21:41 PM
... No they don't... ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 18, 2008, 12:22:27 PM
Have ever tried one?


: Re: D&D
: Tom March 19, 2008, 11:31:09 AM
Nnnoopee!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz March 20, 2008, 11:38:09 AM
 :(

You never try anything don't you...


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 01, 2008, 03:24:37 AM
If it's healthy then most likly nooo...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 01, 2008, 10:18:14 AM
But sweetcorn is your favourite food and that's healthy. So is chocolate. I'm confused  :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 02, 2008, 02:07:22 PM
Chocolate a a veg! I haz chocolate a lot. I IZ HEALTHY MAN!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 02, 2008, 03:18:34 PM
Technically, chocolate is a bean. Related to the stuff you get in a tin smothered in tomato sauce.

Did you here that the NSPCC take under-nourished children away from families, incase they are neglecting them?
I suggest eating more chcolate. It's good for you.  :)


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 02, 2008, 04:05:22 PM
...

*doesn't eat*

HA! I'm being contrevursial!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 03, 2008, 10:02:48 AM
Yay. Now you'll get taken away from everything and everyone  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 03, 2008, 11:47:30 AM
Yaayyy--- ohhh...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 03, 2008, 11:57:15 AM
Atleast in the home, they'll feed you fatty treats and not Soya  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 03, 2008, 01:29:08 PM
I hate Soya.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 03, 2008, 01:33:16 PM
Exactly.  :D

But children's homes are also abusive... :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 03, 2008, 01:38:12 PM
Soya is evil


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 03, 2008, 01:51:00 PM
Don't insult soya. It makes men infertile and can cause cancer.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 03, 2008, 02:14:07 PM
Really? ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 03, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
As a matter of fact, yes. Both those statements are true.

It's a fact that eating large amounts of soya does affect a man's fertility.

Do you want children?   ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 04, 2008, 09:03:02 AM
Not at the presant time, no.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 04, 2008, 09:50:53 AM
Eat plenty of soya, and you'll never have to worry about them again...


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 04, 2008, 10:40:17 AM
I don't want cancer.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 04, 2008, 10:49:41 AM
Bulimia. Twice the taste, no calories!  :D

Anorexia. No taste, maximum results  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 04, 2008, 11:15:11 AM
Hehhehh...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 04, 2008, 11:20:24 AM
yay for stealing jokes  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 05, 2008, 02:47:33 AM
YAY! Come to the dark side, WE HAVE COOKIES! ;D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 05, 2008, 03:11:32 PM
Come to the good side...We have...non-materialistic goods?


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 06, 2008, 01:54:44 AM
... No ...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 06, 2008, 07:42:46 AM
 :'(


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 06, 2008, 08:14:18 AM
Stop being sad you silly Emo! :P


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 06, 2008, 08:49:23 AM
I can't help it. I am suffering from withdrawal syndrome. From withdrawing from the 80's. Why wasn't I born 40 years ago? I want to be born in the 80's. I feel sad, I've missed everything.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 06, 2008, 09:39:06 AM
I can't help it. I am suffering from withdrawal syndrome. From withdrawing from the 80's. Why wasn't I born 40 years ago? I want to be born in the 80's. I feel sad, I've missed everything.

So have all of us!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 06, 2008, 09:42:40 AM
By "all of us" you mean yourself, don't you?


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 06, 2008, 10:30:20 AM
...

Yes

...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 06, 2008, 10:31:39 AM
Let us mourn a better time!

*mourns*

 :'(


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 06, 2008, 10:51:47 AM
Let us mourn a better time!

*mourns*

 :'(

*pokes*

IT WASN'T ME!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 06, 2008, 11:10:31 AM
Everyone knows that you are responsible for the destruction of the 80's, Tom. Don't try denying it.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 07, 2008, 11:39:55 AM
Everyone knows that you are responsible for the destruction of the 80's, Tom. Don't try denying it.

What? :(


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 07, 2008, 12:23:42 PM
That's right. Play the straight-man, you decade killer  >:(


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 09, 2008, 03:27:43 AM
But... That doesn't even make sence...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 09, 2008, 10:05:25 AM
Of cooorrrrssseee it doesn't.... 8)


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 09, 2008, 01:29:21 PM
How so? ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 09, 2008, 03:15:03 PM
#...Tommy can you hear me? Can you feel me near you?...#

#...Tommy can see me? Can I help to cheer you?...#

#...Tommy...
...Tommy....
...Tommy...
...Tommy
...Tommy...
...Tommy....#


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 10, 2008, 11:02:49 AM
... What does that have anything to do with the topic at hand?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 10, 2008, 11:54:29 AM
Some brilliant harmonisation by The Who  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 10, 2008, 01:02:29 PM
That still doesn't explain why you posted it...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 10, 2008, 01:31:16 PM
I love walking around questions  :P


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 10, 2008, 03:35:56 PM
You do tend to do that a lot...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 10, 2008, 03:39:04 PM
The reason being that I am just ignorant.  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 10, 2008, 03:55:50 PM
Ignorance is abliss.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 10, 2008, 03:59:33 PM
THere's no "a" in "bliss"  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 11, 2008, 12:05:46 PM
There is now...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 11, 2008, 02:28:52 PM
 >:(

Do not edit the English language!


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 12, 2008, 02:31:52 AM
I edit it every time I type or write something.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 12, 2008, 02:38:49 PM
Actually. Sometimes you write quite fluently. And talk it too. On the whole.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 12, 2008, 03:41:41 PM
FRIGGLE GAGGLE POO!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 12, 2008, 03:59:56 PM
You only deny yourself.  :P

No skin off my back.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 13, 2008, 05:14:38 AM
yummy, I'm haveing crapes!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 13, 2008, 05:38:39 AM
Crapes?

Do you mean Crepes or Grapes?

A Crape is a type of paper.

Or do you mean a grape-y crepe?


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 13, 2008, 07:03:04 AM
Nope, Crapes.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 13, 2008, 07:28:14 AM
Do you mean this:
(http://www.iowaegg.org/Recipes/recipeimages/Crepes-lo.jpg)

Or this:
(http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/products/produce/images/grapes300w.jpg)


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 13, 2008, 03:18:21 PM
Yes, Crapes.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 14, 2008, 10:10:32 AM
 ???

I give up.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 14, 2008, 03:12:28 PM
No you don't! :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 14, 2008, 03:19:28 PM
So, I'm not allowed to give up, but I'm allowed to lose?  ???


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 15, 2008, 03:55:49 AM
Now your getting it! :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 15, 2008, 07:24:49 AM
I feel like a punch-bag... :P


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 15, 2008, 09:06:01 AM
Well.. You are fun to punch...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 15, 2008, 09:21:23 AM
And I'm nice and shapeless and squishy too.

^____________^


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 16, 2008, 02:12:36 AM
Ooookkkaayyy... :-\


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 16, 2008, 04:22:46 PM
*turns into blob*

*blobs eats Tom*


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 17, 2008, 03:16:29 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 17, 2008, 04:28:57 AM
You are currently being digested.

Please hold...

*Aerosmith plays*


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 17, 2008, 09:23:23 AM
*Elovator music*

:)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 17, 2008, 11:19:06 AM
Elevator music tends to be something silly like Aerosmith...Usually.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 18, 2008, 03:08:53 AM
No, it tends to be music with no beat.

It's called: Musac.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 18, 2008, 02:45:39 PM
Wow. Tom has a fact to give. Rare.  :(

If that's true, then Moosak = Sting.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 26, 2008, 03:20:32 AM
Heh, good one. :D


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 26, 2008, 12:56:22 PM
Seriously, who put Sting in Dune?  ???

Director: We had to make budget cuts, so instead of hiring Johnny Depp, we took the next best thing...


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 26, 2008, 02:47:43 PM
I like Johnny Depp :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 27, 2008, 03:48:54 AM
He was excellant in Edward Scissorhands.

But he was AWFUL in Sleepy Hollow.


: Re: D&D
: Tom April 30, 2008, 12:28:06 PM
Jhonny is one of my fave actors, and I love Edward Scissorhands.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz April 30, 2008, 12:58:23 PM
Johnny comes at no.5 on my top 10.

The ending of Edward Scissorhands makes my mum cry.

But anything makes my mum cry really..


: Re: D&D
: Tom May 06, 2008, 03:32:41 AM
Who's your favorite?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz May 06, 2008, 10:16:59 AM
My hands down favourite actor has got to be....

I don't know.

I think it's a joint between Audrey Hepburn and John Travolta.

....

 :P


: Re: D&D
: Tom June 01, 2008, 05:09:39 AM
 :-\


: Re: D&D
: Lyz June 01, 2008, 08:01:21 AM
SHUT UP.

John Travolta owns your socks.


: Re: D&D
: Tom June 13, 2008, 10:05:34 AM
SHUT UP.

John Travolta owns your socks.

What? No he doesn't, those socks belong to me? ...W...Why would he do such a thing...? :(


: Re: D&D
: Lyz June 13, 2008, 12:34:28 PM
I have a John Travolta necklace charm.  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom June 13, 2008, 01:01:36 PM
Okay that's just kinda creepy... ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz June 13, 2008, 01:54:00 PM
Well it was actually my mothers, but she gave it to me.  :P

She prefers Robert Deniro *shudders*


: Re: D&D
: Tom June 13, 2008, 02:31:10 PM
 ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz June 13, 2008, 05:01:22 PM
(http://upload.moldova.org/movie/2006/sep/Robert_de_Niro.jpg)


: Re: D&D
: Tom June 17, 2008, 01:02:05 PM
Hello. :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz June 19, 2008, 11:36:45 AM
LOL  :D

Robert Deniro wants YOU.


: Re: D&D
: Tom June 30, 2008, 01:23:59 PM
Gods help us all... O_o


: Re: D&D
: Lyz June 30, 2008, 02:45:16 PM
There is no God. All hope is gone.  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 01, 2008, 03:56:46 AM
Hurray. :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 01, 2008, 07:56:54 AM
#...FOOOOOOXXXXX OOOOONNNN THE RUUUUNNNN....#

I need to ween myself off the computer.


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 01, 2008, 02:12:12 PM
*gets out a plunger* :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 02, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
NUUU!!! I said WEEN not TEAR!!  :o


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 02, 2008, 12:22:30 PM
*gets out crow bar* :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 02, 2008, 12:35:37 PM
NOOHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!  :'(


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 05, 2008, 03:41:15 PM
 :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 05, 2008, 05:45:36 PM
Pschopath!  :o


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 06, 2008, 03:24:45 AM
*jumps from window*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 06, 2008, 02:43:25 PM
I'm free.  :)


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 06, 2008, 03:21:41 PM
*sigh*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 06, 2008, 03:25:57 PM
You've just fallen out a window, you shouldn't be breathing!  :o


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 07, 2008, 06:08:53 AM
 :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 07, 2008, 06:33:49 AM
It just ain't working....


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 07, 2008, 10:59:24 AM
 :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 07, 2008, 12:44:20 PM
No...No...No.


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 07, 2008, 01:18:55 PM
Yupperz. :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 07, 2008, 02:02:55 PM
 >:(


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 07, 2008, 04:38:47 PM
:)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 07, 2008, 04:44:39 PM
What are you, a monk?  >:(


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 08, 2008, 03:41:15 AM
:)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 08, 2008, 08:53:32 AM
Silly rabbit...


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 08, 2008, 03:55:56 PM
:)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 09, 2008, 06:21:07 AM
Stopp itttttt.... :(


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 09, 2008, 06:39:17 AM
:)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 09, 2008, 06:45:08 AM
*shoots*  >:(


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 10, 2008, 04:39:22 AM
:)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 10, 2008, 08:25:07 AM
WAAAAHHH....*runs off*


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 12, 2008, 07:01:51 AM
My evil plan is comeing togethor! First the Forum... THEN THE WORLD! :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 12, 2008, 04:05:21 PM
TOM BARADA NIKTO!  :o


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 24, 2008, 05:36:51 AM
 ???


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 24, 2008, 05:42:55 AM
And now to perfect the art of the omelette.


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 24, 2008, 05:53:16 AM
Why don't you perfect the art of learning guitar first...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 24, 2008, 05:58:23 AM
Because I'm hungry... ???

Anyway, there are no eggs, so I have to settle for a cheese and tomato sandwhich. Lyz-style... ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 24, 2008, 03:54:17 PM
>_<

*hides under blanket*


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 24, 2008, 04:34:36 PM
A Lyz-style cheese and tomato sandwhich involves one slice of bread, 2 tomatoes and a tiny slither of cheese.

Because it's healthy.  :D


: Re: D&D
: Tom July 25, 2008, 05:17:34 AM
And yukkerz.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz July 25, 2008, 05:46:37 AM
Oh, right...Because you don't like tomatoes...

You don't like tomatoes, but you love ketchup??!!



: Re: D&D
: Tom August 07, 2008, 06:10:45 AM
Ketchup bearly HAS any tomatoes.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz August 17, 2008, 06:56:56 AM
Ketchup makes everything better.   :)


: Re: D&D
: Tom August 19, 2008, 06:07:06 AM
That's fire dear.

In other news, I'm still working on the book, but I've decided to put the actual writing on hold and get my idea's togethor.
Drawing maps, get my story line straight, etc...


: Re: D&D
: Lyz August 19, 2008, 11:15:51 AM
I don't bother with all that. I just think in my deb late at night. All sorts of things.  :)

I share my head with two other characters. One I have been developing for a year, the other has been developing since I was 8.


: Re: D&D
: Tom August 22, 2008, 03:10:04 AM
POP goes the weasle.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz August 22, 2008, 12:42:00 PM
Round and round the mulberry bish...


: Re: D&D
: Tom August 27, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
Eh.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz August 28, 2008, 02:35:18 PM
EHEHEH. SEATING.  :)


: Re: D&D
: Tom September 02, 2008, 06:06:06 AM
What?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz September 02, 2008, 04:25:32 PM
I have to learn to play D&D right from the beginning, because to be honest I never quite knew the ins and outs in the first place.  ;D


: Re: D&D
: Tom October 13, 2008, 03:07:52 AM
 >:(


: Re: D&D
: Donnie October 13, 2008, 09:02:45 AM
I find DnD to be a game that is rather simple to understand (in comparison to Tunnel's and Trolls, anyway), but the thing I have trouble with is all of the secondary, tacked on rules.

As for AD&D... dear god.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz October 13, 2008, 10:39:59 AM
What is AD&D?

It's too easy for me to get killed. But on the plus side, I am now on my 7th Character. My duergar got killed last session :D


: Re: D&D
: Donnie October 13, 2008, 02:13:56 PM
What is AD&D?

A stupid idea.

It's too easy for me to get killed. But on the plus side, I am now on my 7th Character. My duergar got killed last session :D

... but duergar are EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!


: Re: D&D
: Lyz October 13, 2008, 02:37:27 PM
My Duergar was Lawful Evil.!


: Re: D&D
: Tom October 19, 2008, 05:26:58 PM
She has to make a new character every session.
Her longest character that has ever lasted was for three.

However, because Lyz servived this session ( thanks to my quick thinking 8) ) Lyz will live on to the next round.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz October 20, 2008, 11:27:28 AM
It does make the games more fun.


: Re: D&D
: Tom October 26, 2008, 04:53:21 AM
You're dispencible Lyz. :)


: Re: D&D
: Lyz October 26, 2008, 01:24:32 PM
 :D Live. Love. Serve.


: Re: D&D
: Donnie October 26, 2008, 07:46:07 PM
I didn't die too terribly much in games, but I used to be a Munchkin.
Still couldn't play as a duergar, though.


: Re: D&D
: Tom October 27, 2008, 03:41:24 AM
Don't you mean a gnome?


: Re: D&D
: Lyz October 27, 2008, 01:24:32 PM
I duergar is a deep-ground dwarf.


: Re: D&D
: Tom October 28, 2008, 11:20:49 AM
No, that's jodie.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz October 28, 2008, 05:09:00 PM
No, Jodie is a regular dwarf.


: Re: D&D
: Tom October 29, 2008, 05:25:22 PM
Potato potato.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz October 29, 2008, 05:28:44 PM
Oh that joke never gets old.


: Re: D&D
: Tom October 29, 2008, 05:29:15 PM
It's not a joke.


: Re: D&D
: Lyz October 29, 2008, 05:34:22 PM
 ???


: Re: D&D
: Tom January 02, 2009, 10:23:39 AM
 :)


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