Lyz
F*ck Tard
Arch Mage
Posts: 4362
I talk too much.
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It's calling you.  |
ATTENTION ALL ROCKERS
92% of teenagers moved on to rap if you are part of the last 8% copy this and put it on in your signature.
REMEMBER:
R=Retards
A=Attempting
P=Poetry
can't spell crap without rap
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Tom
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D:
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Pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases.  |
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Lyz
F*ck Tard
Arch Mage
Posts: 4362
I talk too much.
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You are destined....Chosen one...
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ATTENTION ALL ROCKERS
92% of teenagers moved on to rap if you are part of the last 8% copy this and put it on in your signature.
REMEMBER:
R=Retards
A=Attempting
P=Poetry
can't spell crap without rap
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Tom
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It's gone. ._.
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Pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases. |
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Lyz
F*ck Tard
Arch Mage
Posts: 4362
I talk too much.
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I remember everything!
I remember everything little thing, as if it happened yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar
I dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a **** angel
I dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasnt at all easy
It required the perfect combanation of the right power chords
And the percise angel from which to strike!
The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
And the blood was zoot, dark and rich, like wild berrys
The blood of the guitar was chuck berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
But it rung out beautifly
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar
And I smashed it aganist the wall
I smashed it aganist the floor
I smashed it aganist the body of a varisty cheerleader
Smashed it aganist the hood of a car
Smasned it aganist a 1981 harley-davaidson
The harley howled in pain
The guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom
Mommy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door
Creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed
My father woke up, screaming stop!
Wait a minute. stop it boy. what do you think your doing?
Thats no way to treat an expensive musical instrument
And I said, God damn it daddy,
You know I love you, but youve got a hell of a lot to learn about rock n roll!!
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ATTENTION ALL ROCKERS
92% of teenagers moved on to rap if you are part of the last 8% copy this and put it on in your signature.
REMEMBER:
R=Retards
A=Attempting
P=Poetry
can't spell crap without rap
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Tom
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*hits Lyz*
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Pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases. |
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Lyz
F*ck Tard
Arch Mage
Posts: 4362
I talk too much.
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I love Meatloaf.  |
ATTENTION ALL ROCKERS
92% of teenagers moved on to rap if you are part of the last 8% copy this and put it on in your signature.
REMEMBER:
R=Retards
A=Attempting
P=Poetry
can't spell crap without rap
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Tom
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There's a time and a place for Meatloaf.  |
Pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases. |
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Lyz
F*ck Tard
Arch Mage
Posts: 4362
I talk too much.
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Continue...
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ATTENTION ALL ROCKERS
92% of teenagers moved on to rap if you are part of the last 8% copy this and put it on in your signature.
REMEMBER:
R=Retards
A=Attempting
P=Poetry
can't spell crap without rap
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Donnie
Guest
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That time better involve 'now', and that ploace better be 'Potato Mountain'.
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Tom
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What?  |
Pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases. |
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Lyz
F*ck Tard
Arch Mage
Posts: 4362
I talk too much.
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Meatloaf and mashed potatoes....OH DEAR ME.... |
ATTENTION ALL ROCKERS
92% of teenagers moved on to rap if you are part of the last 8% copy this and put it on in your signature.
REMEMBER:
R=Retards
A=Attempting
P=Poetry
can't spell crap without rap
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Tom
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OMNOMNOM
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Pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases. |
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Lyz
F*ck Tard
Arch Mage
Posts: 4362
I talk too much.
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I make terrible meatloaf. |
ATTENTION ALL ROCKERS
92% of teenagers moved on to rap if you are part of the last 8% copy this and put it on in your signature.
REMEMBER:
R=Retards
A=Attempting
P=Poetry
can't spell crap without rap
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Tom
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Yum yums. (:
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Pancakes taste like well seasoned DVD cases. |
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